I’ve been painting a bit lately, check out my progress.

I was waiting in a train station a few days ago when a guy came up to me and was saying something about me and a thing called “you-too-bee.” After I realized he was talking about my podcast, I was incredibly flattered. He kept saying over and over, “its really you, I can’t believe it.” I felt like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America, you know the arena scene.

This is the gynecological hospital of Fuzhou, why did they paint the who damn building pink?!?!? I meant to feature oddities like these in in a podcast but the clock ran out.

Tonight started out pretty well, until a British guy assaulted me. He first asked me about dating Chinese girls and then out of nowhere he asked me a pretty ridiculous and inflamatory question. He asked, ” what is the purpose of being Black in China?” I responded by asking what is the purpose of being white in China?” Eventually this entire conversation spiraled into him telling me how I was a caricature of Black Americans and how he understood the Black experience. After I realized what an idiot he was I stopped talking to him but he eventually got in my face and hit me in the crotch. After a few minutes of wrestling with the guy, and holding him against the wall, he realize how silly he was being.

Even after all of that he began talking crap to two of my friends, one of whom is a martial arts expert. Luckily, I got those guys out before this drunken looser threw another crotch shot, it could have gotten ugly.

Moral: If you are trying to talk rationally to a drunken guy picking a fight, the situation has already gone to far. By the way, all I have to show for the melee is this littel scratch. I am sure he has a hell of a headache though;)

OK, I saw this picture a while ago and didn’t have the platform to crack this joke, but why does Michael Jordan’s wife look like a cross between Prince and Michael Jackson. This is scary, could this have anything to do with the divorce? Did he wake up one day, like “Oh no, it can’t be, my wife looks like Prince from the Grafitti Bridge movie and Mike from the Black or White video… at the same time.”

OK, the next podcast will be a memorable one so please keep checking. I have all but given up the fine arts, but today I managed to get the nevre to move an ink pen for a few minutes, here is a peek.

OK folks, I should be updating things more but, life has caught up with me. I have a full plate to say the least, but I am still at it.

The movie is in the final stages of editing so stay tuned, it will be shipping to the pre-orderers in the next few weeks.

Lastly there is a big surprise coming so check back often, sorry if things seem rushed but they are…

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I must have gotten ahead of myself last month, I have been seriously swamped with work and trying to finish my first feature length film now available for pre-order @ www.store.rsims2.com

The new episode is up, check it out!

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Ok, I was in a book store yesterday and on my way out I spotted this children’s book with an oddly shaped cut out in the top of it; I wondered- WTF?!?!?!

I have to tell you my first though was what the hell are they teaching these kids?!?!?!?

I then saw this second book, and suddenly it all made sense.

This one is sweet and simple. I went to the Shaolin Temple a few weeks ago, I was giddy. This is the first, only and last time I will every consider my behavior giddy, so there. I always have wanted to go there and I finally did it! Anyway, Check it out //get kung fu’d here//